Epiphanies @ 2 a.m.

I just woke up reaaaaaally early!! 2 am, man!! TWO IN THE F*CKING MORNING!!
As I woke up violently, swinging my arms forward as I sat up, the first thing that went to my crazy, rotten head was, "WHAT THE F*CK AM I DOING UP THIS EARLY!! ARGH!!WRAAAAAAAAAAAAA--"

The reason I got frustrated about this is because when I wake up and get up, I don't get to sleep again. It's like those sick jokes that you laugh at, then you realize it wasn't really funny at all and it was horrible in a sense that it wasn't nice in any way, and you can't take back the fact that you laughed at it and it made you feel like an evil person by enjoying that sick, nasty joke. Just...ARRRRRRRGH!! >_<

THEN! OUT OF THE BLUE, LIKE A NINJA!! I just had a realization, I slight agreement with myself. It was like my mind had a congress meeting that ended in 0.12 seconds. And you now what was legislated, what was turned into a law in my little congress I have in my head??

I HATE OBNOXIOUS PEOPLE!!!

Sure, I talk a lot too since I'm an opinionated person, but they just set the bar for the worst, most irritating people you would have to spend 3 hours with. Now, I know no one likes those bitchy, sons of God-forsaken biatches, but seriously, I hated their guts, and all their loud, whiny internal organs with it!

They just make me wanna punch them in the face till they shut up permanently, you know...just....WRRRRAAAAAAAAAGH!!

And you know what else I hate about them? The fact that their special move, their special skill, or what I call, their MOST ANNOYING THINGS TO HATE ARE THE FOLLOWING:

1. Being a kiss-ass
2. Randomly saying sh*t out loud
3. Actually making other people seem obnoxious
4. Just being alive.

So yeah, I can safely say that given ample time and legal rights to kill them with my bare hands, they will perish. I will vanquish their evil annoyance and inconvenience.

Also, you know how annoying they are already, but their voice just adds to it. Its like their voice box has a "ANNOY" setting, much like those clicking dials you see on cartoons, but theirs go from

Soft > Adequate > Noticable > Audible > Loud > F*UCKING ANNOYING!

I know! You're saying, "That's too much hate man..."

But sometimes, just seeing them makes me wanna scream, "I HATE YOU!!! I CURSE YOUR SOUL TO ETERNAL DAMNATION!! EVIL BEGONE!!"

But funny thing is, these all happen inside my head. Locked deep down my head, in that tiny little corner where no one will now. That little corner in my head that screams the total opposite of mild-mannered. You'll know that you got there when you hear the heavy metal rock music and see the gorefest start, with limbs, innards, and organs start flying around.

But that's just inside my head. It would be a pain in the @ss to clean up after that. So I guess these would have to wait. I'm amazed that I haven't gone apesh*t on any of them, which brings me to another epiphany,

MY LONGER TOLERANCE FOR SICK, MOTHERF*CKERS.

Yeah, back then, I has a bas case of retaliation fever, where I try to get back at the people who wrong me. But I grew tired of that and resorted to just saying under my breath, "You sick, motherf*cking a$$hole..."

Yeah, I say that under my breath. Unnoticeable. Untraceable. Like a ninja in the shadows.

And you know when I say that, RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEIR SMUG FACES. I just go, "Ahahahaha...[sick, f*cking bitch]...right..."

Yeah, I have a lot of negativity going on around here, so let me just stop myself here.

FACT: I HATE OBNOXIOUS PEOPLE